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Systems have feelings too :(
1·3 hours agoNah sorry i think i’ll just let the world burn then
The worst part is that your previous partner breaks up with you around that time
Damn you Father Stevens, i gave you the best 8 years of my life!
You know what makes people happy? Helping others
Now get in that warehouse and help jeff afford a solid gold jumbojet
Dropping my phone on trains is my kink, stop kinkshaming me!
No more global warming, and i get to die? what’s the catch?
Please censor that word. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored that word
28·1 day agoHow did i know to read the last one in the voice of borat before i had even read it?
For every 1000 upvotes this comment gets i’ll refrain from posting one upvote meme
You’re just not trying hard enough, it took me a while but i managed to jam it in there (very little room in my veins because of all the microplastics)
He eats some fruit, then sprays shit everywhere, thus spreading the seeds, he’s a vital part of the jungle ecosystem
It’s only when he leaves the jungle that he becomes a problem
Just nut in it
Just put your nuts in it *
Just put nuts in it *
Brussels can only be called brussels if they’re from the brussels region of france, otherwise it’s just sparkling wine
I can’t believe you just spent an hour hotgluing brussel sprouts to a small tree just to trick people on the internet
America
n Englishwas a mistake! *
DVD, Blueray, VHS? I’ve never heard of those torrent sites before 🏴☠️
“Oi oi you got a loicence for that opinion?”