hæma neggz, please
Careful with that hard zee.
pleez*
Ham & Eggs - “Hey my niggas”
Someones about to get smacked for ordering breakfast
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my favorite playful insult is “I just KNOW you got beef with your phones speech-to-text”, I live in Florida so it’s pretty common to talk to people with southern accents and they ALL get misunderstood when trying to send a text while driving or something and it’s hilarious
My brother in law has a really southern accent from his dad and both me and my sister got the autistic trait of “adopt speaking patterns from people around you subconsciously” so we both sound like we’re making fun of him by accident sometimes without realizing 😭😭
he caught a beer can with a fishing pole once. That was cool
Exotic coloration and a big one to! Definitely a keeper
Well that was a fun read!
To be fair, it’s cause you can speak faster that way.
what phonetic writing system is this? it’s definitely not IPA, but it kinda resembles it?
American IPA.
I’d rather have a Czech pilsner, thanks
This is good
Just tell him that he doesn’t drink real mate, and that spanish doesn’t have that many sh sounds in it.
“I took my yerba mate to yoga class in Mr Miyagis ying yang dojo” is not meant to be pronounced as “Sho shevo mi sherba mate al clase de shoga en el dosho shing shang de señor mishagi”
EDIT: the guide is missing the “W” in coffee.
Sh’g’r, Cthulhu’s booty call
…coffee with lemon? 🤨🤔
First thing I thought, too. For tea, yes, but for coffee? Madness!
You could definitely turn this into a game, giving english speaking participants the phonetic sentence to translate would be funny.
Mad Gab/Incohearent are essentially this. They’re fun little party games
Where’s the lie?
American English was a mistake!
Everything after old English was a mistake smh
Āweorp nīewe Ænglisċ and sprec eald Ænglisċ!
inbringing frankish was a misnimming, we need to start using Anglish.
https://anglish.org/wiki/Anglishgesundheit!
That’s easy for you to say.
SPRICH
I like to troll Americans occasionally by calling American English ‘English (simplified)’.
English (Reformed)
America
n Englishwas a mistake! *
Tryalanerar is my next nickname.
