I’ve never supported Hitler
Guy wearing a Hitler 'stache as a “social experiment.”
“We’re all trying to find the guy who supports Hitler”
“You literally have a Hitler mustache!”
“So does that guy!” points at Charlie Chaplain
“No I do-Oh no…”
I read somewhere that Hitler grew a “Charlie Chaplin” mustache because he was a big fan
It was called the Chaplin before Hitler grew one. Hitler grew it to help soften his public image. He was known to be a big fan of American movies. And had them imported during WWII for private screenings, even though it was illegal in the rest of Nazi Germany.
How ironic, then, that Charlie made such a scathing satirical movie about the absurdity of Adolf!
I have always read that the style was in vogue among men who had to fight in WWI where the use of gas masks discouraged keeping a full beard or moustache as it hindered adherence.
You can see the shift in the American presidents too.
A National Socialist Experiment. He wants to find out how long he can survive in public with a hitler mustache.
Me? Oh, ahah. no. These people need serious mental help, education, and time away from nazi propagandists.
It’s the right-wingers that are the assassins, apparently. They really know evil, you know? Beats me, they’re cultist lunatics. It’s not going to be hard for them to detect the “Totally normal guy doing a social experiment” from their scope.
School full of children > Hitlerized Alex Jones. Where would you rather have the christian terrorist shooting people up?
What are you yapping about
Thanks! I was suddenly doubting my reading comprehension abilities before reading your reply.
He’s just trolling, he needs to sustain attention which translates to income, now that it’s waning and he looks like a loser. What else is he supposed to do – get an HVAC license? Work at an Apple store? His options are limited.
100% this.
It’s such a well established business model now.
Stimulate outrage amongst sane normal people. Free publicity. Engage with assholes who will buy your snake oil.
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
Fuck I thought he was trying to bring back the silent film
He should work on the “silent” part first.
Used Mercedes dealership
Selling Thundercougarfalconbirds
Wait am I not supposed to want to sell Thundercougarfalcon birds? I mean there is so much eagle those. And malfunctioning Eddie seems like a cool boss.
Or maybe my life is going worse then I thought…
No cat food for Bictor tonight!
No, that’s the Beta Romeo. Not as much eagle in the Thundercougarfalconbird.
Office furniture and vacuum repair
I’d like to see him draining septic tanks. With a teaspoon. While wearing that stupid little mustache.
Lol, HVAC license… You might as well ask my dog to become a rocket scientist.
and… all the hvac techs I know work. they fuckin work their asses off. often in sweltering attics or cramped industrial spaces. jones wouldn’t last a damned moment.
“Sir, the problem with your air conditioner is liberals.”
“Liberals?”
“See they put this coolant in that will make your daughter gay, we used to have good coolant in this country but I just don’t understand how people in this country don’t GIVE A FUCK and I said Charlie Kirk stood up and said what was right, and what happened to him? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? Where’s your daughter, I need to talk with her.”
I dunno, I trust Alex Jones to blow a LOT of hot air.
Gotta point out nazis when you see them, and that’s all this is. Alex Jones is a nazi, in a nazi party, as a nazi propagandist, with a hitler mustache to show his nazi allegiance.
All these guys went to Epstein island, right? Or were they too poor? Bottom tier suckups?
I guarantee you Alex Jones did not go to Epstein island. That was for presidents and billionaires. They would have laughed at him and told him to get back to his trailer park and get some craigslist hookers or something.
and richard dawkins
well he could have worn a clown nose, put a shoe on his head or embrace nudism, but he chose the nazi option. i think that says enough about him
Well, that and he actually has been an obvious ‘crypto’ nazi this whole time
I wouldn’t call it “just trolling”. He’s normalizing supporting Hitler. What he says and does has a tangible impact on the world. It allows bona fide Hitler supporting neo-Nazis to openly support Hitler, then just make the same claim as Jones when challenged
Once it gets normalized enough, they drop the plausible deniability
True that. They’re not fully mutually exclusive though. I’m just saying that I think he’s doing it more for the attention than because he’s decided this is the best way to promote Naziism. The Naziism he decides to openly promote is usually more disguised than this, I think most of even his audience would be more likely to be turned off by this (if they took it seriously) than taken in by it.
‘It had a wild effect on women’
I suppose “revulsion” counts as a wild effect.
If you think about the real reaction from the average woman in the street seeing a middle aged angry looking white guy wearing a Hitler moustache unironically is likely to be fear and alarm.
Now what Jones is saying is he thinks women are “melting” and “going wild” for him.
Therefore the conclusion that must be drawn is Alex Jones is so broken he thinks fear and disgust from women are signs of horniness.
We’re tired of Democrats calling white men Hitler
says white man intentionally making himself look like Hitler.
You know he wanted to add “like it’s a bad thing” to the end of that sentence.
I mean he literally felt he needed to point out he didn’t think Hitler was the worst, which I’m sure you can have a very academical discussion about but it’s really weird to just bring that up out of the blue.
“Oh yeah Hitler is totally terrible, horrible. Not the worst though, but horrible I tell ya!”
Probably took whatever willpower he’s got left not to blurt out “Obama, or the Sandy Hook judge was worse”
I’m a white dude who has never been called Hitler. But I comport myself with empathy and dignity. Well, empathy anyway.
Same with randomly getting accused of being a pedo in public. This is not a thing that’s happened nor have a ever been afraid of. Are all those guys projecting something. Must be.
Maybe a little booze too while you’re at it.
I only comport myself with liquor.
Port was right there in the name
This is like those “he accused me of cheating so I thought might as well cheat!!” things
This is a man desperate for attention. Now many times when I’m shaving off the winter beard … I’ll end it with the Hitler stache to freAk out the wife… However it does not leave the house. Why? Because I’d hate to be judged incorrectly by people as an asshole. This guy though? He is begging people to judge because he needs the acknowledgement and attention. Creep.
you guys have wives. so he’s just like you but without a wife, he has to show us instead.
we are all his wife awww 🥰
Yuck 🤮 I want a refund
‘It had a wild effect on women’
They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.
Tbh there are some absolutely derangenged people out there so I don’t doubt this making some women go nuts.
Or, they used to recognize him from a distance. The moustache changed his look enough that he was able to get closer before they fled.
Omg the desperation. What a cringy simp. PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!1!
So it’s working?
I’m the sense that Dan & Jordan’s take should be fun.
Alex Jones: “Nazis? That’s just wrong terminology that the left uses to accuse everyone they don’t like of being a nazi! Because they’re the haters!”
Grows Hitler mustache.
Alex Hitler: “It’s a (nationalist) social experiment! If you call me a nazi, then you’re the real nazi!”
For fuck’s sake. Why do I still meet people that think they could possibly not be nazis? You’re not sure? Really?
They’re not time travelers from 1940. They’re modern nazis, and this is what they do. He’s just another nazi propagandist like limbaugh and kirk, except he’s got a fucking HITLER mustache!!!
There’s an amusing scene in Iron Sky where a 1940s style Nazi meets some neo Nazis and he ends up positively disgusted and calls the neonazis an insult to their race
Truth in advertising!
EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!
And, sadly, here we are… looking…
Not me. I’m here for other reasons.
Ok I’m shit too.
Don’t feed the trolls.
seriously, ignore these dipshit trolls and move on.
Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn’t he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?
I just can’t. Im really pro shame now. Have shame people. Shame.
If Trump is an indicator of anything is that having no shame whatsoever is a major plus to succeed. When Trump talks about winning and success absolutely no mention of how horrifically he failed all his businesses except for the stuff his dad made sure he would not fuck with (because if he loses those then he will truely be destitute) will ever change his perspective.
I mean, Trump filed for bankruptcy 6 times JUST on his casinos. CASINOS. A literal license to take people’s money and he couldn’t figure it out.
The failure of his Atlantic City casinos is legendary. People at the time were even commenting on the news on how stupid Trump’s management and planning style was. Basically making his own casinos compete and cannibalize one another instead of working against the competition.
Also Trump is all gaudy trash and looks over functionality. If Trump was born a generation prior he would have been so thoroughly ostracized by wealthier New Yorkers that he would never have had any business connections to work with. He was extremely lucky he ‘came of age’ in the 80s when showy displays of wealth started becoming more in vogue.
