The Jabbamensch
They look like they enjoy mayonnaise casserole for a midnight snack
I remember being a precocious little 35 year old
Millions of adults never mature mentally. There is now an entire political party of adults with the minds of children.
You can guess which party by looking for tue signs: avoids responsibility, poor emotional regulation, lack of accountability, impulsivity, difficulty to commitment, self-centered, black and white thinking, difficulty handling conflict, stagnation of personal growth.
For age, the way I put it is: the only thing you can determine for sure from a persons age is how many times the earth circled the sun since they were born. Age says nothing about maturity.
I use this quote to define an adult from a child, seems fitting with these guys:
an adult is a person who understands when it is appropriate to be childish
I have used this definition for a decade, and it has always shown to be accurate.
GOP guys are stuck in perpetual cycle of being a teenager who decide to throw out all their old toys, because they are a “man”, and “men don’t play with toys”.
They’re like 6 year olds who’re told they need to be big boys to go to school so they do it. But at night they secretly cry and want to play with their toys.
For real. You can be 90 years old with 90 years of experience and learning, or you can be 90 years old, having lived the same year over and over for the last 70 of them, like that obese orange fuck, Donny 2 Inches.
…sex with children.
Why are they all fat?
Because fascism lures the insecure.
How are they not all related? They look like copy pastry dumbasses
copy pastry
Lol
Have you ever seen those old political cartoons about the ‘upper’ classes, depicting them all as extremely (like actually round in shape) fat folks always eating at a table while others starve? The stereotypical caricature came from somewhere in reality, and my bet is that eating all you want has always been a staple of people in a pretty good position in life.
This is also observed in Korea: in North Korean culture dear leader is always round, signalling abundance, while the opposite is true in the South, where food is actually abundant.
And also people who have trouble knowing, or were never taught when enough is enough.
Obesity signals authority to others due to the implied access to abundant food.
I don’t know about that.
Size tends too, and the stats on leaders and CEO heights kinda shows it.
But a few of these people just look like gluttons. Maybe too much time in front of a screen or just too much of the wrong kinds of food. Probably both.
And where are the 3 missing people? I mean together they weigh as much as 8 people but I don’t know anyone actually named their rolls.
They are medium size, it’s okay.
These people think YOU should be in a gas chamber. Fucking wild that these people think they’re better than everyone. Wild.
Yeah. It’s like none of them have ever seen a mirror before. How tf do you get like that and actually believe you’re superior genetically?
It’s weird to expect charisma. Feels like a Hollywood intrusion.
Video killed the radio star type of thing.
Those chonker racists put the big in bigot.
chonkzillas.
Pillsbury Proud Boys.
These mfs built like jelly filled doughnuts.
These are among the softest people I have ever seen.
Why do you think JD Vance and his couch fetish immediately ran to defend their reprehensible shitposting?
Because they all look like couches ?
These are the weak men that bring the hard times that they’re always harping on about. The call was coming from inside the house all along.
They look like the meal team six picture from a week or so ago.
Bottom tier generics for real
Lmao these are the master race who want to put us all in death camps?
They look exactly like I figured. At least half the legal industry in the red state where I live looks like these chuds.
They seem to be eating well.
hence theres no skinny ones, they ate them all.
thier family trees have very few branches.
In German this kind of people are called “Schreibtischtäter”, i.e. people who commit crimes while sitting at a desk.
Ah yes, the “master race”
The fatster race
Each and every one of them a solid reason we need to increase testing drinking water for lead.
To be fair, it’s not the water. For Gen X & early-ish millennials it was actually leaded automotive fuel that was the bigger issue.
https://news.virginia.edu/content/generation-x-bullseye-lead-exposure-harms-mental-health
In 30-50 years we will maybe say this about stunted emotional development due to endocrine disruption from microplastics, or maybe social-behavioral disruption thanks to dopamine gaming from social media especially for youth, constant digital stimulation, pfas, ultra fine air particulate pollution, or whatever.
The point is the harm is happening still but we don’t care because much like when tobacco was becoming clear as a public health crisis. Or using your example like how it was fairly clear leaded gas had neurotoxic effects in like the 1920s almost immediately after they started using it because it kept destroying the brains of the gas factory workers, then they spent like 30 years studying it and basically finding atmospheric lead pollution increases as well as blood level concentration increases from engine exhaust.
But in both cases regulators drug their feet for decades while people literally died because god forbid they harm profits of companies to protect the public health and safety. We have some very clear ideas of what needs to be acted on now but we don’t because god forbid google be valued at 2.7 trillion dollars instead of 2.98 trillion
These poster children for abortion didn’t grow up with leaded gasoline. They had their paint chips with salsa.
Mostly unrelated, but uh, speaking of lead:
https://www.legalscoops.com/consumer-reports-warns-huel-black-edition-has-dangerous-lead-levels/
Uh yeah just general PSA, uh, if anyone happens to be a Huel enjoyer, maybe be aware that you may have been giving yourself lead and cadmium poisoning.
Holy shit thank you. I was on the huel train for a year or two, and was about to start up again. Guess not.
Glad this helped at least one person lol, yeah, last i remember, lead and cadmium are uh… not essential nutrients, lets put it that way…
They are in Ohio…
Why not just post the actual report? https://www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein-powders-and-shakes-contain-high-levels-of-lead-a4206364640/
On mobile, bad wrist, sometimes I’m in too much pain to spend too long wrangling search engines.
or go into a diet.
… how are all these people built with the proportions of fantasy dwarves, but scaled up?
… are they all midwesterners?
EDIT:
Well shit, my apologies to the Midwest.
Vermont.
Samuel Douglass, who is here pictured front and center with an apparently cheese -eating grin, was a state senator from Vermont.
I say was, because he just fucking resigned.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5561818-douglass-resigns-young-republican-chat/
Midwestern values are obesity and panic
Corn-fed.
I am genuienly not even trying to rude, I am just actually baffled.
Like, I currently live in the midwest.
… Seeing a group of people like this, who all have basically the same body build and fitness level… like yes, the stocky endomorph build is stereotypically associated with Midwesterners, and I do notice somewhat more of people who look lile this here versus where I’m from, other places I’ve spent a good deal of time in.
But walking into any random public space and seeing this group of 5 people would still be very fucking odd, unless maybe they were all over 55 years old.
This would be a weird note in mental log of my day, a notably uncommon thing to encounter, with them all being under 35, and thats with me having been living in the Midwest now for 2+ years.
They’re probably all related
Hopefully diabetes will kill those fascist fuckers
if not type 2, then moderate exercise strains thier heart too much and it stops beating.
One can hope
Y’all, we’re eagerly waiting for the president to die. Please can we not pin the hopes of this country on the eventual deaths of 25 to 35-year-olds? Can we do something a little more proactive please?
Edit: To be clear, I’m not wishing for them to survive. I just think we need a better plan.
Nah, lost cause. Emigrated out already.
Friday, midnight, under the brooklyn bridge. “Sic Semper Tyrannis”.
