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Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
Literal shit post
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!
Was looking for this comment. 👏
Slap an address on that fucker
✅ feces
✅ Transport parcel
Is that Jack Black?
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
Yea honestly it’s a great movie with a bit of a lesson tucked in. How does a jack black and ben stiller movie have 7%? lol
getting a worse rating than shallow hal is wild
i hate that it looks like jack black playing jim carrey playing andy kaufman
First thing i asked myself when i saw this picture.
Yesss was going to comment this!
First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
really expecting that gif to end differently
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I have, but most of them aren’t USians
I met this guy with a dog who was kind of an asshole honestly. The dog seemed cool tho.
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
:(
North Korea Style
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
I feel like I’d be far less inclined to hear out their propaganda if it was packaged with shit lol
Wasn’t it the other way around, or am I remembering wrong?
No, it was a response to South Koreans sending balloons with movies and other media about the outside
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern
It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.
No
Removed from the environment.
into another environment
No, out of the environment
It’s beyond the environment. It’s not in an environment. It’s been towed beyond the environment.
- game devs
Nothing exists beyond the skybox
They go into space, where they become stars.
Don’t you love watching the dog poo bags twinkle on a clear winter night?
I’m just hoping the front doesn’t fall off.
I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.
Have you tried making anything float with helium? Sometimes the string is to much for a balloon to lift… The amount of it you would need and the size of the bag needed would be way bigger than what was shown.
Edit:
Apprently the average dog poops like twice a day or about something like .45 pounds per poop on average…
According to https://www.omnicalculator.com/everyday-life/helium-balloons
You would need 17 standard size balloons to lift one poop
Hydrogen is way less wasteful and has more lifting power!
Came here to say this
Also if you combine it with fire, you can turn your boring existing problem into an exciting new problem!
Oh the poomanity!
Shit, Zeppelins again
Oh the poomanity!
Shit zeppelins, Randers
I worry about the dog that shits 45 pounds a day. From personal experience it is not fun
Don’t worry the dog just found a money pile, the dog will be ok
Read better man
no
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
All shit leads to Brisbane, I guess.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
I refuse to share the details of my proprietary technology with a competitor
Aw shit, did you finally figure out helium trebuchets!?
And do they add to plastic waste?
Maybe in Heaven? But I reckon they’ve got the ability to sort it out up there.
I bet you’re still envious of VaPOOriser.
Heretical trigonometry has no place in God’s poop disposal system.
Trepooche, the superior pooch machine as inspired by the superior siege engine
This really is a shitpost.
