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Frxlr@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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Frxlr@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    sex workers

    don’t even have sex on their menus

    🤔

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      Just sashaying up to the counter, “a number nine combo and a medium sex.”

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        “Sorry, we’re all out of sex. How about a hotly contested disagreement followed by rapprochement and eventually a blossoming mutual respect and admiration over the course of several months?”

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          Does it come with a side of friendship?

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            Probably 🤷

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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              What kind of dipping sauce?

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                You don’t want to know…

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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                  That’s literally why I asked though.

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                    I’m afraid that information isn’t publicly available.

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                Wait there are 12 days of Christmas, you switched back way too soon you heathen!

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              Doesn’t sound too bad

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        I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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          “Did you want fries with that?”

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          Wanna round up for the tatas for tots foundation?

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        How much for a “hug n tug”?

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        Unironical, it kind of works like that. There are usual combos, and straying off from them costs extra.

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      Wait till you find out about Cam girls

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        really? what do you think i will discover when i find out?

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          Sex workers that dont have sex on the menu

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            if you don’t have sex on a menu, you are not a sex worker, that is literally definition of the word.

            similar to when you don’t do politics, you are not a politician and when you don’t work in a field of medicine with a medical degree, you are not a medical doctor.

            also sex does not necessarily mean “sex with you” or “vaginal penetration”.

            with that being said, here is handful guide to “cam people” for you:

            • that guy doing videos about physics: not a sexworker
            • that girl doing videos about chess: not a sexworker
            • that girl masturbating on a camera: sexworker

            hope that helps.

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              What about a girl who says “lol gimme money cause im soooo hawwwwt” but doesnt get naked

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      It’s really not that surprising and I’d wager that non-intercourse sex work is vastly more common than the other

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