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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead

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planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Last time I went clubbing I wore see through boxers.

    I tried picking up a lady but it fell through when she looked at me and said ‘I can clearly see your nuts.’.

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      Daaaaaad

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      This double standard. A lady can go out in a see-through bra and get a date. A man does it and he’s called crazy!

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        Men can also wear a see-through bra, and they should

        • Deacon@lemmy.world
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          Don’t tell me what to do

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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        Guys should clubbing with a see through bras. I’m sure it’ll look awesome

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      Adding that to my joke pile. Love it.

  • violet08@lemmy.todayOP
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    for anyone wondering the vibe is

    a bra similar to this a stylish blazer + miniskirt + heels + bag jewelry

    it’s high fashion slutty

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      Pictures with nipples are allowed here

      • violet08@lemmy.todayOP
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        Tap for spoiler

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          Lovely

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          spoiler

          FYI - to be safe, might wanna spoiler tag it and preface it with a “NSFW” though, according to rule 6

        • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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          deleted by creator

      • tempest@lemmy.ca
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        And like the rest of the Internet encouraged regardless of the rules

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        Male nipples yes but female nipples even if they’re prosthetic aren’t.

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          Someone photoshopped male nipples into the above picture so it’s fine

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            Dammit, you made me go back and zoom in to check…

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              Sorry, I went back to zoom in and check in recompense

        • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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          Did you know that male horses and mice don’t have nipples?

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            Monotremes lack nipples entirely. The mammary glands of the mothers secrete milk directly onto the skin and hair.

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            Yes, because I can’t milk them.

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              I mean…

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            male horses compensate for that tho

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      Oh ok, I was actually imagining a 45 year old slightly overweight dude who stopped working out like three years ago.

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        Yes, it’s easier just to picture everyone on the internet like this:

        1000032265

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      If you haven’t tried Thistle and Spire they are amazing. High fashion Slutty for sure

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        Woahhh

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    PICS or GTFO

  • 🌈 vanta rainbow black 🌈@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    hell yeah

    see-thru clothing with no bra is peak

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      some might even say twin peak 😏

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    Call me a bra, because I support boobs.

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    Pics or it didn’t happen.

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      sorry, you’ll never see me post explicit stuff online🙂‍↔️

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        This is my favorite Stamets alt.

        • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I knew it

        • chocrates@piefed.world
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          🤣

      • king_comrade@lemmy.world
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        Based

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        I am pretty sure we have already established that boobs are not explicit

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        fr, my funbits are only available for in-person shows

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        I bet someone has.

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          Fucking creep

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      The world has moved on.

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    This account is either fake or going to evolve into some top shelf baby memes a few years from now.

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    Serious question, not trying to justify creepy behavior, but assuming you want them to be seen what is too much for you / what makes you feel uncomfortable? Glaring for longer than say 5 seconds? Repeated glances? Facial expressions or comments?

    Obviously this will vary case by case for each woman, just want to get a perspective.

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      personally it s very much a time and place thing. like if i’m wearing that to a place like a club i obviously want the attention and don’t mind anything as long as it doesn’t become dangerous. on the other hand if i’m just walking around during the day braless i expect subtlety.

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      not sure where I read it, but it’s a good concept.

      imagine a garden with flowers, it’s ok to walk past and appreciate it’s beauty. it’s not ok to bring a chair to sit in front of it to gawk at it. and it’s definitely not ok to go in uninvited and take some flowers. The gardens might invite people in, they might even pluck flowers to give to people. that doesn’t give anyone the right to do the same to their gardens. It’s the gardeners choice to set to a fence or a wall or a hedge for privacy. and wherever they choose has nothing to do with you. if they choose no fence it isn’t an invitation to enter.

      if we all respect people’s gardens like that, there will be more beautiful gardens to appreciate. as everyone feels safer to express themselves. it takes a few creeps to make all the gardeners uncomfortable.

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    good luck girlboss 🫡

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    are boobyears like dog years? how many boobyears to a regular year?

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      2

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        Is that 2 per boob or 2 for a pair?

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          Yes

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            Thank you!

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    3/3/3 rule. Longer than 3 seconds, more than 3 times, or more than 3 people looking makes it creepy

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      First I’ve heard of that. This is brilliant.

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    Have fun

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    I looked for an image of the Wicked Witch from Oz saying “Fly my pretties!”, but I guess I got Mandela’d

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      Not what you asked for:

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    This is what I keep telling my wife, yo. Let’s get busy while we’re still able.

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