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You’re just jealous they’re immortal.
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.
Counterpoint:
counter counter point:
arrest this man
this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:
nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)
what on earth is he thinking?
Nothing 🤗
Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
Counterpoint:
why are there so many girls and only one dilf
counterpoint accepted
You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
Mmm…steamed clams
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
Yes, it’s a regional dialect.
What region northern lights may I see it?
No.
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
With lime and chilli sauce?
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That’s what a bot would say
or look at this super cool octopus
the commentary is hilarious.
That is freakin’ adorable! Look at that smile!
But does it taste good?
I wouldn’t recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that’s how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.
but if you’re willing to accept unfathomable consequences… saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.
have you considered… fried crab?
I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
It would certainly explain a lot.
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
we found everything that taste good
we’ll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
I bet they don’t actually taste like marinara
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
