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11th commandment was work smarter, not harder
It’s rather poignant I think.
After all the guy they are honouring only ever paid lip service to the religion. So they should to.
21st century Christianity.
Jesus after seeing this pic:
Nowhere in the bible is explicitly written, that Jesus didn’t think of that. Might have had wheels for all we know. Maybe he just skipped gym and was weak af. Or had the wrong wheels for the terrain ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wrong
Matthew 4:20:69
“And lo, Jesus tried to explain that the cross would be much easier to carry if it has wheels yet the Roman said ‘lol, lmao’”
ngl, you got me in the first half.
he’s being considerate of the carpet, i’ll give him that
It’s a perfect metaphor for the performative Christianity they love: all show, no effort
A cross without wheels is poor people shit.
Well the entire thing was an insult to whoever wrote Matthew 6:5. Which is a proud Christian tradition, but Americans take it a whole new level.
He’s wearing a suit for fuck sakes.
You’re telling me they didn’t even nail him to it after?
Back on the Saturday before Easter I was driving down a highway when I saw police blocking the right lane. There was a church group walking along the road dragging a cross. I laughed my ass off when I noticed it had wheels. I only got a screen cap from a dashcam video.
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One of the local churches near me would give everyone a pvc pipe cross lol
I’ve been to many many different churches over the years, and the great majority of them seem to have lost the plot.
If only we could have people performatively wheel around more practical execution devices, like the evergreen guillotine.
Holy shit that’s a great band name. Do not steal.
🎶I’m here to remind you of the wheels you use on that cross you bear, It’s not fair!🎶
Well, to be fair, they are idiots…
So. That user name…
I like fisting and so does my fiancée
Mutual?
I’ve given it a go being on the receiving end because I’m no hypocrite, but it didn’t excite me
Did she lose her engagement ring?
Definitely not
Safety first!
Genuine question if you’re a dude, how did you prep to not blow out your O ring?
Maybe hes a wrestler
He knows what he’s about.
Oh oh oh! I rarely get to act this insincerely indignant!
hOw Do yOu KnOw It’S a GuY?
(But in all honesty I assumed the same thing) Going back to ask them, brb.
If Jesus was so smart, why didn’t he think of this? Would have saved him a ton of work.
Clearly not a great carpenter.
He was just too fucking swole to bother
Simon wouldn’t have to help him carry his own cross, what a loser. The poor guy was just standing there.
No crown of thorns either. Amateur.
Thorns bite into my skin. And don’t get me started on sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere!
I don’t get it? What am I missing?
“bearing a cross” is a phrase meant to refer to persisting through hardship by comparing your struggles to Jesus being made to carry the cross for his crucifixion. (Jesus had to carry his own cross to be crucified from the place of the trial to the place of execution.) However, this person installed wheels onto the cross to make it easier to carry. This defeating the purpose of the metaphor. Jesus certainly did not have wheels on his cross.
I think dragging the cross is a metaphor because it’s heavy but this fellas got the wheels
