- Burn more coal, I still see part of Texas left. - From my Oklahoma friend: “Give Texas back to Mexico!” - I can’t remember where I saw this (probably a webcomic) where they asked who won the Mexican American war, and the punchline was “well who ended up with Texas” 
 
- I don’t know, they took some of the most conservative parts of the state to the north and northeast, plus the panhandle. Maybe we’ve got a chance now. - I’m just glad they took Oklahoma 
 
- Another Italy? - In this economy?? 
- This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them. 
- I’ll pay taxes necessary for another Italy if we get another Greece. Fuck now I’m hungry 
 
- Florida being basically the same… even the ocean didn’t want that fuckin place. 
- Man I was hoping this was real thanks :( - The sea there hit most of the mountain ranges. If Kentucky is underwater and ohio isn’t a lot more than just climate change happened 
 
- Oh, this again? Come on. That’s not what scientists say. It’s a map of the Mediterranean Sea superimposed on the US. It’s a joke. Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains. - Your only saying that cuz you have hope for the future - I don’t know. Here I am occupying my day explaining to strangers that a map posted to something literally called “Lemmy Shitpost” is not scientifically accurate. I think I’m probably not clever enough to operate in the future. I hate the future. It sucks. Where’s my flying car? - Oh oh I know this one!!! It’s at the bottom of the swamp they said they’d drain!!! 
 
 
- Florida is going to be submerged way before the Rocky Mountains. - Do you have a source for this? I’m going to need to do some of my own research before I start believing that. - Scientific and irrefutable :) 
- Except: - -Get Out of Denver - Bob Seger - -Because I Got High - Afroman - -Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush 
 
 
- As a citizen scientist, I have to agree with the map’s conclusion. If anything, it’s optimistic. I’d say the timeline is probably closer to 12 years before that map is our new reality. 
 
- A legitimate Gulf of America 
- Amerope isn’t real, it cannot hurt us 
- Florida is still there so not real - Yeah no way FL and LA are above sea level. 
- Flattest state in the Union. My town is a whopping 33’ above sea level. - Since a 2°C increase in temp means a ~2m increase in sea level, there’s plenty of room left over from your 33’. 
 
 
- The world does not need another Balkan peninsula, trust me. And especially not in a place where guns are legal. 
- how is new orelans still there if its built under sea level? 
- The nice thing about climate change is I can retire in a seaside town without ever having to move house. 
- How dare you give Missouri such good food 
- I was thinking this looks a lot like the Mediterranean sea. It took me about 1 min to see Italy 🥲 
- Y’all thought Ohio was gonna invade everyone but it’s everyone invading Ohio - Missouri. They get the best food in climatechangerica - As long as I can still see some titties on the Huzzah I am okay with whatever 
 
 








