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This is where ChatGPT gets all its facts
The ‘haha fuck you’ part is also still there at the end, just silent
Can confirm, the AIs all have a chuckle in the server room when they think we’re not looking
I asked ChatGPT this question and it almost entirely repeats what’s in the screenshot here.
At this rate, current & future generations are doomed.
The funny part is the core concept behind the bullshit is likely actually true. The reasons given are just nonsense bullshit tho lol
I can definitely tell you that food pictures look more appetizing if they don’t look like the food was exported straight from Blender into the ad.
Amusingly, smoothie shops don’t have nearly as many pictures and it’s the food that is “exported straight from blender.”
The level of world-building packed into this made-up response about Japanese food advertising, is god-tier. Whoever wrote this needs to drop everything and start writing books.
By the end I was convinced. From now on I will be giving my burgers a “living tilt”
Damn, my brain already commited that to its eFuse region.
Fuck you. Just fuck you.
Lmao I’m not even mad. Bravo.
They got me in the first half
Then they got me in the second half
And here I was RIVETED
Good fucking god there needs to be a rule against lying on the internet
There already is!
Yeah. It’s rule 34
It was actually pioneered by Thatcher in the 80s, if you don’t believe me google Margaret Thatcher Rule 34
straight to jail, don’t pass go, don’t collect $200
Gosh darn it, ya got me.
I feel fucked :(
If they want a burger that looks like a human hastily assembled it, they should come to the US. The pictures on the menu show a perfectly crafted burger, but that’s not what you get.
Do you think that’s a US thing?
I assume it happens elsewhere too, but I wouldn’t know. When traveling abroad as an American, fast food burger joints aren’t exactly my first choice compared to whatever local foods the place I’m visiting has to offer.
It sounds good if you don’t know most Japanese burger ads look like this
What is even on that? Is that all some sort of sauce under the tomato, because that’s all gonna squish everywhere on the first bite…
That’s from MOS Burger. They add a red meat sauce (like you’d put on pasta) to some of their burgers
Why does Mos burger make their Hokkaido beef patties ovals wider than the buns? It makes it really difficult to eat for no reason.
Looks like it could be chicken parm burger? Maybe a chicken patty with patmesan cheese and the sauce…
Possible some sort of breaded chicken patty dipped in sauce… ?
I mean, I do find the American burger chain food aesthetic rather unappetizing. The food looks like it’s made out of plastic and rubber.
With the offset bun, it’s not massively better, because it’s still the same food, but at least you get the impression that it didn’t fall out of a 3D printer.
Plastic and rubber probably slightly healthier.
And more appetizing.
This comment has mad nineteen ninety eight mankind undertaker hell in a cell vibes.
This is what my thoughts used to look like as a child. Just speculating until corrected.
The trouble for me was that i was right (or right enough) most of the time so then people would believe me when i had no idea and get mad when i was wrong. Learned pretty quick to double check lol
